Parent Pimps Running with JailBait Do you run? Unfortunately, my trainer Hayley McGowan has forced me into running. I started running a minute, walking a minute. Now I can run 10k! I tried running on the Strip yesterday morning. It wasn’t fun being the asshole running on the Strip on a Sunday morning during By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 02:06 am
Douchebags Ari on trial This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. You’ll recall, Jeremy claimed he had mercury poisoning By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:51 pm
Dumbass Spirit stripes and prunes! At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Not sure By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 02:40 pm
Dumbass YOU EMBARRASS US This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn' By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:45 am
Clown Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Bad Style Celebrity Dumbass: Debra Messing Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA! Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild. But it’s also Debra Messing. Who the hell are you? Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter Wife By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 07:42 am
Dumbass The lies they tell her Jessica Simpson arrived in NYC yesterday in advance of her show at Madison Square Garden where she’s opening for Rascal Flatts. TMZ has just posted this video of Jessica being asked by the paps if she thinks she’ll be well received in New York. Her response: “It’s By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 07:57 am
Royals Celebrity Dumbass See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:39 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Parent Pimps The Best Kind of Apology Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 06:17 am
Parent Pimps They don’t read, they can’t write Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 06:22 am
Girlcrushes I love you all over again Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to prove By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:04 am
Bad Style Keep the shoes on Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet… By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 01:38 am
Dumbass Please.Make.Her.Stop No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m not By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 10:08 am
Clown Size 2 is everywhere This Simpson business… As you know, these photos have made headlines everywhere. Like if the Brange hadn’t come along to show off the family in Tokyo, Jessica's pictures would have been the top story all week long. But no one beats the Brange. For the record, in By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 08:15 am
Ebola Victims Punk ass demode It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 08:36 am
