Maple Leaf Smile for America Shenae Grimes returned home to Canada last week for the Gemini Awards and reportedly acted like a massive twat towards the local media, apparently insisting that they were beneath her newly acquired and imagined elevated stature. Oh and paps are, like, so f-cking annoying, you know? This must be why By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:47 am
Douchebags More profundity from a douchebag groupie The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 09:36 am
Maple Leaf Sit DOWN Shenae! Ryan Porter from msn.ca is reporting that Shenae Grimes is a first class b-tch. Shenae came back to Canada last week to appear at the Gemini Awards. Word is she refused to walk with Gemini host Jason Priestley on the red carpet and then was overheard complaining about the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 05:12 am
Dumbass Old Bat off her rocker In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:34 am
Maple Leaf No eating disorder at the Geminis Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:22 am
Douchebags Suck makes a movie If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:38 am
Douchebags You Are Douche This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 05:15 am
Dumbass Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings! I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 10:35 am
Douchebags The Crown Prince of AssTalk Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview during which By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 07:10 am
Dumbass Marriage is easy It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead. Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 04:31 am
Famewhores Posh can’t top this??? What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 09:54 am
Dumbass Twitchy and coloured It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. She’s mumbling, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 03:07 am
Bad Style What to wear to a luncheon Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes it’s been a total downward By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 03:34 am
Dumbass More Mute Asian Baby What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 05:13 am
Dumbass Bangs for acting smart Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 08:34 am
Dumbass Disney hates gays Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 11:08 am
