Ebola Victims A survivor story Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 10:36 am
Twats How Ebola works Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 06:45 am
Douchebags Ricky hates Ebola and Posh! Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I& By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:04 am
Ebola Victims Punk ass demode It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 08:36 am
Ebola Victims I love you Kevin Huvane He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:30 am
Ebola Victims No entry for victims of Ebola The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here. Been ages since Leto “acted” and his only activities at this point seem to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:14 am
Ebola Victims Entourage Killer in Australia Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:37 am
Ebola Victims No wonder he wasn’t nominated See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 08:50 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Spittle!?!? Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 02:18 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects the Mouse? Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. So word is Ebola Hilton is campaigning for the part. And Disney By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 07:07 am
Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Ebola Victims Definitely not Disney Kristen Stewart was caught the other day smoking out of a suspicious looking pipe with her boyfriend a few days ago. Robert Pattinson has been celebrating Twilight’s box office domination on the LA party scene, hanging out at the Marmont on Monday and last night heading to the Standard By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 09:06 am
Ebola Victims Ebola`s apprentice Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 06:45 am
Ebola Victims Hot Harry on a Horse escapes infection! And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 03:19 am
Ebola Victims Everyone purees Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 11:13 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Jamaica? Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 05:47 am
