Twats Not a murderer, just a liar? Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:09 am
Ebola Victims Excuse for murder X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. I don’t doubt it. But I also doubt this is how the dogs died. You’ve heard the By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 05:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Brenda vs Ebola It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 09:51 am
Douchebags Virus Victims are Worthless It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:01 am
Ebola Victims Ronaldo avoids infection! Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed despite her best efforts. Because as soon as By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:55 am
Twats Ebola - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:46 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Ebola Victims Shiloh Has Mercy We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:28 am
Twats Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Ebola Victims The Thinnification of Colin Farrell They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 07:05 am
Twats Ebola Desperate to Spread Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:18 am
Douchebags The Prince and the Riffraff Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:32 pm
Ebola Victims Actors Required for Infection Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:26 am
Twats The Perils of a Pimp Mom This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 09:39 am
Hook Ups Punk Bunny and the Flame MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:06 am
Ebola Victims Nicole plans a party Nicole Richie went shopping yesterday for party – Joel is turning 29. Note the pretty “H” necklace she’s wearing… love the name Harlow. Also like Winter. And love love love her angel wing headscarf. Did you know that pictures of Nicole fetch more than Ebola? Word is Paris was initially By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 03:04 am
