Gossip Girl They went to Paris Part 2 Back by popular demand, here’s the second installment of Duana’s Twitter inspired Gossip Girl recap. I have to say though, as ridiculous as this show has become, when Blair met Chuck on the bridge, I hurt a little inside for them. What? They can act a little good, By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 07:38 am
Relationship Assumption Relationship assumption Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at the US Open last night watching Andy Roddick lose. I was asked about tennis during the liveblog the other day and if you were following, you know Roddick getting bounced in the 2nd round doesn’t make me sad, not at all. Anyone By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 05:02 am
Break Ups There’s a limit to Shamef-ckery And Ed Westwick’s abuse of my quiver with his continued open shirt chest rug might just be it. Ed was in LA over the weekend and I don’t know what’s worse – the mess happening below his chin or that expression he’s making over lunch with a By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 06:22 am
Ed Westwick Red boots in Australia Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if Jessica By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 04:13 am
Style Hair Club for Boys Nine months ago I wrote an article about how all the Hollywood boys were styling themselves the same way. Click here for a refresher. 2010 appears to be all about short and clean where the Hair Club for Boys is concerned. Perhaps they’re all trying to distance themselves from By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 08:06 am
Break Ups My Single ShameF-ck Ed Westwick arrived at LAX yesterday and totally stroked my quiver. He’s disgusting. And it’s hot that way. Not to be confused with Jacek’s HateF-ck either. A HateF-ck and a ShameF-ck are two totally different beasts. I don’t hate Ed Westwick. I just wouldn’t want By Lainey • May 05, 2010 04:29 am
Break Ups She says she didn’t cheat... But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 03:51 am
Hayden Panettiere Lolita P’s dream job I watched the first season of Heroes. Liked it but didn’t love it. And then it sucked the 2nd season. And now I just don’t care. And from what I understand a lot of other people don’t care either. Ratings are down, the buzz is over, and By Lainey • Feb 19, 2010 05:07 am
Quiveration Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 03:23 am
Gossip Girl Please go away Skeevy T Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 06:43 am
Gossip Girl Absence creates hope We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 07:45 am
Gossip Girl GG politics and a Ryan Gosling story The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 07:51 am
Gossip Girl Blair dreams in sepia It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 05:08 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Chinatown You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 10:57 am
Gossip Girl No one misses Little J Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important for an artist of her caliber. Then again, she looks up to Lindsay Lohan. Don’t expect too much. Apologies for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:58 am
Gossip Girl We hate V Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:09 pm
