Dumbass Lainey’s ShameF-ck Got Some Shameful Tats My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 02:48 am
Gossip Girl He looks… Not gross. Can hardly believe it. Candid photos of Ed Westwick that don’t make me want to turn out the light. Shamef-ck? Is that really you? Your feet are not disgusting me. I don’t see your chest hair. What’s happening? Ed and Leighton Meester walked to set By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 11:42 am
Gossip Girl The boy who kissed Chuck Bass As revealed yesterday – spoiler alert – Chuck Bass on this season’s Gossip Girl will kiss a boy for Blair. The boy will be played by Neal Bledsoe and he was spotted on set today with Ed Westwick. Rather generic looking fellow. I’ve been staring at him for 5 minutes By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 05:06 am
Quiveration How to be gross Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at this Without dry heaving and yet I still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love to publish By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 04:13 am
Gossip Girl He needs his alone time Us Weekly is reporting that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have broken up. Chace couldn’t stand to live with Ed anymore because he’s filthy so he’s now renting a place on his own. Ed and Jessica Szohr are inseparable. And Chace probably couldn’t take the straight By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:40 am
Ed Westwick Spanx for men? They have it now. Maybe not Spanx brand, but there’s definitely a line of, um, male girding attire that’s now on the market. They sell them at Selfridges. Michelle just googled it. Cost $100. They come in short sleeve, long sleeve, and v-neck in a variety of colours. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 07:37 am
Jock Smut My Shamef-ck and Ovie too! MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 08:17 am
Hook Ups Brother Sister Undecided As mentioned last week, Evan Rachel Wood and Shane West were spotted making out in Vegas. The other night at his birthday party, the two actually left together, were seen holding hands, and did not seem to mind the presence of paps confirming their hook up. Many of you wrote By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 05:04 am
Ed Westwick Glamour Shamef-ck He’s at home in London and attended the Glamour Magazine awards last night, all of his most disgusting attributes tweaked up to the top of the dial. The flared nostrils. The silly attempt at eye to vagina penetration. And those feet. Oh my God those feet are killing me. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 11:52 am
Gossip Girl Heathcliff Bass A week late on the GG chat – the girls had to wait while I was out of town. Sorry about the delay. A neat little ending, non? While the identity of Gossip Girl is still not clear – am not buying it’s Georgina – and the introduction of Half Brother provides By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:11 am
Gossip Girl The 80s ruined prom Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’ By Lainey • May 14, 2009 04:40 am
Quiveration My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Here’s Eddie with By Lainey • May 11, 2009 04:31 am
Gossip Girl The purple is back Chuck’s purple was missing for a few. It was back last night. And as Michelle noted, some sh-t went down. Not the most well-acted episode, but great escapist fun. Group plotting against one thieving bitch with impossible resources. Please! We all dreamed of a similar takedown in high school. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 01:24 pm
Gossip Girl Sporty Bass Ed Westwick will attend the Costume Institute Gala with girlfriend Jessica Szohr tonight in New York dressed in Christian Dior. This weekend however he was in LA, playing soccer at a celebrity match as Jessica cheered on the sidelines. Oh...Chuck. Sporty Chuck is as disgusting as penguin-foot Chuck. In By Lainey • May 04, 2009 11:44 am
Gossip Girl Poppy can’t act We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:34 pm
Gossip Girl Georgina’s back…and more The CW has revealed on its Gossip Girl website tonight that Georgina’s back. And supposedly she’s “transformed”. Word is they need to fight a more formidable foe. And prom is coming up. Oh. Prom. Prom drama is delicious. Especially if Chuck Bass and Georgina are up to no By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 11:01 am
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