Gossip Girl You just hooked yourself a Bass Spoilers! Caution! Michelle wrote to me this morning that Blair needs to have Serena’s breasts killed off the show because they are usurping every scene. True. Last night’s episode had its moments but overall, can Jenny Humphrey please eat an avocado and then f--k off? And can she By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 04:59 am
Quiveration Glitter MotherChucker Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:58 am
Quiveration Madge & the MotherChucker Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 04:16 am
Gossip Girl Shamef&ck, GayFace, and the other one The boys of Gossip Girl on the cover of the new Details. At best Penn Badgley is an afterthought. At worst, he's a no thought. An afterthought > a no thought but still, it's like the pasta dish at a steak restaurant. Does anyone ever really? By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 05:38 am
Hook Ups Chuck & Drew: the photo!?!? See? Vanity Fair has the photo. Never been more jealous of Drew Barrymore. That boy knows how to play dirty. And if she can violate Gay Math… Can everyone else? By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 05:25 am
Hook Ups Chuck & Drew!?!? Drew Barrymore is NOT dating Chace Crawford. They partied together on Saturday. Period. Drew likes boys in the city. But some boys in the city like other boys in the city… Thankfully, Chuck Bass is not that kind of boy in the city. When you think about it though, he By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 03:22 am
Gossip Girl You love that MotherChucker! Big sigh of relief! Last night’s episode of Gossip Girl was the show’s highest rated as the numbers for Season 2 continue to climb. And deservedly so. You watched The Dark Night, right? It was the hottest, right? Blair’s chemistry with Chuck is… electric. I have watched By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 07:32 am
Quiveration Chuck Bass is looking at you That squint. Those naughty eyes. Don’t even mind the v neck smarm… This is for Ms E, who always emails mid-quiver at new Ed Westwick photos. Never a better time than on a Friday afternoon with still a long night ahead. Ed was shooting Gossip Girl today in New By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 11:05 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Lives! Judging by your emails, you enjoyed it last night, yes? Season 2 premiere of Gossip Girls and the next battle of Blair v Chuck – delicious, right? And proof that in spite of the proliferation of garbage like America’s GotSh*tTalent, quality can still exist on television without compromising dishy, By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 05:50 am
Gossip Girl Flags & Stripes The Gossip Boys shooting in New York yesterday – Chace Crawford, his hair meticulously tousled just so wearing green and navy stripes and a denim wash that only the very rich or the very low classy seem to prefer (why is that you think?) alongside Chuck Bass in a cardigan dotted By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:18 am
Gossip Girl The Worst Feet Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 04:48 am
Gossip Girl Damn that MotherChucker! Leighton Meester shooting Gossip Girl today in New York pulling out the “move”: pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed. Love. Also attached – Jessica Szohr and Madchen Amick, Nate’s Mrs Robinson love interest. And as you can see from the new teasers just released, summer in the Hamptons By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 05:01 am
Gossip Girl You know you miss it The CW isn’t wasting time, not wanting to lose the buzz and momentum around the show is that is trying to save the network. Needless to say, that would be Gossip Girl. Do you miss them? You know you do. Mr Chuck and Blair. Even Nate...who appears to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 06:06 am
Gossip Girl No Shorts for Shamef&cks This is why Ed Westwick has to get out before dawn. And he can’t meet my friends. He can totally come back when they leave, but when he does leave the shame will roll in like crashing waves before a storm. Relentless and consistent, one embarrassing memory after another By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:58 am
Quiveration Some smarmy shame for your weekend? Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 04:56 am
Gossip Girl Chuck Bass at the beach with boobs Gossip Girl shooting on the beach yesterday – as you can see, Chuck Bass is surrounded by topless beauties which accounts for the pervy smarm all over his face. Not a bad way to spend a day at work. Unless he’s gay…which is what’s been recently suggested. Obviously By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:04 am
