Clown Life After George While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean... I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses By Lainey • May 16, 2012 11:57 am
Media Manipulation George’s “Mominee” Finally. As you know, I’ve been saying for a while now that the girlfriend situation for publicity and awards just isn’t working for George Clooney. Just bring your parents! Well, it turns out that Mother Clooney will actually make an appearance at the Oscars on Sunday. Deadline is By Lainey • Feb 23, 2012 11:22 am
George Clooney Reruns in Mexico Thanksgiving 2009, George Clooney spent it in Mexico with friends Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford. Also his girlfriend at the time, Elisabetta Canalis. Click here to see the photos. Thanksgiving 2011, there’s a new piece. But everything else stays the same. Even, almost, his outfit. Here’s George Clooney By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 10:03 am
Girly Throw Downs The Italian Queen and her Father George Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 09:51 am
Girly Throw Downs One rises, one falls Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:35 pm
Break Ups Are you cold and controlling? By the time you read this, George Clooney will have arrived in Toronto for TIFF. The Ides of March will gala at Roy Thompson Hall tomorrow night. As you can see, George covers the new issue of Hello! Canada, the magazine’s 5th anniversary edition, with fresh exclusive photos of By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 10:22 am
Quiveration “George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend” is a category now Venice opens tomorrow. And George Clooney’s The Ides of March opens Venice tomorrow. By the way, speaking of The Ides of March… Both Clooney’s The Ides of March and Brad Pitt’s Moneyball screen at TIFF at Roy Thompson Hall on September 9th, one right after the other. By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 04:27 am
Famewhores Dancing backwards According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of its early seasons. Now By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 09:59 am
Hook Ups George Clooney’s modest standards With all due respect to Stacy Keibler... Because I’m sure she’s very nice. But come on. I had to google to answer the question: What is a Stacy Keibler? Apparently a wrestler. And she was on Dancing With The Sh-ts which I don’t watch so I’d By Lainey • Aug 05, 2011 04:06 am
Break Ups George is single for Sandy! Well, it’s all over the mainstream North American media. George Clooney is a free agent. Did the Italian Queen miscalculate? Really? Her? She’s played it so well so far... Or is it a case of having extracted from him the most she could possibly extract? Some money, clothes, By Lainey • Jun 22, 2011 05:10 am
Break Ups These pink pants are single? There’s a lot of activity over Twitter right now (I’m writing this at 10:15am et) about a possible George Clooney/Elisabetta Canalis split. For real? So far, I can only find articles in Italian. Click here and then use Google Translate to read. Apparently he was in By Lainey • Jun 22, 2011 03:50 am
George Clooney George loves Italy George Clooney’s The Ides of March will open the Venice Film Festival on August 31st. As you know, George spends his summers at his house in Lake Como. He loves Italy. He can’t let go of his Italian Queen. And he’s chosen Venice for the debut of By Lainey • Jun 21, 2011 03:37 am
George Clooney George & the Italian Queen are STILL NOT broken up Remember last week some dumbass tabloid published a story about George ending it with Elisabetta Canalis on the SAME DAY new photos of them together were released in Italy? Then I got mad because so many of you emailed all like – OMG GEORGE IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!! even though I had By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 04:41 am
Faux Gossip George Clooney is still with the Italian Queen Kinda grumpy today. Underslept, have had a few annoying phone calls but mostly because my trainer Hayley busted my ass on Wednesday and I’m still sore and, as such, played a sh-t 9 holes last night, and have to work out with her again today and she won’t By Lainey • Jun 10, 2011 03:59 am
Media Manipulation George and the Italian Queen: 2 years now She’s lasted a lot longer than a lot of people predicted. Oh you underestimated the Italian Queen. From the beginning she made it clear she was not like the others. From the beginning she declared herself to be different. And with very few missteps. Maybe just that time on By Lainey • Jun 09, 2011 03:57 am
Clown Transfer dirt The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, also a major media mogul and estimated to be the 3rd richest man in the country, is being tried for paying a 17 year old girl to have sex with him and using his considerable resources to try to kill the story. Berlusconi is By Lainey • Mar 30, 2011 03:46 am
