George Clooney To them she’s an abomination The Italian Queen has made permanent enemy of the MiniVan Majority. And after Team Clooney worked so hard to sell her to them too. But it’s always about the Baby Issue. Didn’t you know it’s always about the Baby Issue? This is why Jennifer Aniston keeps pretending By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 06:30 am
Cameron Diaz They should swap George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:17 am
Media Manipulation Back to her old tricks? Surely The Italian Queen has some experience with girl on girl action for pay, right? What? Oh ok, you’re right. She’s all class and innocence. Elisabetta Canalis is currently promoting a movie called A Natale Mi Sposo. She wore leather pants to the photocall in Rome yesterday with By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 08:16 am
George Clooney With dad and the Italian Queen George Clooney received the Ripple of Hope Award at the Robert F Kennedy Centre for Justice & Human Rights last night in New York. His dad was with him. And the Italian Queen as well. She’s just passed the 18 month mark and there’s no reason to believe By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 02:20 am
George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Golddiggers Family time with the Italian Queen This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 04:24 am
George Clooney The George Clooney Non-Problem Following his modest box office win for The American last week, Sarah offered her thoughts on Clooney’s success despite having barely lifted a finger to promote the film – click here for a refresher. Now there’s a new dimension to George Clooney and The American that is emerging. As By Lainey • Sep 10, 2010 08:49 am
Media Manipulation George Clooney doesn’t have to hustle? Written by Sarah You know I hate putting a lot of stock in The Numbers, because The Numbers can mean anything and nothing. But in the case of the George Clooney vehicle The American there’s a case for The Numbers, mostly because they were achieved with little apparent effort. By Lainey • Sep 07, 2010 07:47 am
Media Manipulation What’s the problem if it doesn’t suck? George Clooney’s latest movie, The American, opened on Wednesday. I know. You barely noticed. Because he’s barely bothered. And I initially, as well documented, thought it had to do with the film sucking. And maybe a little with the Italian Queen’s dirty mess. We’ll get to By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 03:54 am
Emmy Awards 2010 Backstage with George & the Italian Queen He didn’t walk the carpet. Instead he and the Italian Queen retreated backstage until it was time to collect his award. Which he did with very little fanfare and while his explanation will be that it wasn’t his place to take over the ceremony, fair enough, at the By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 05:25 am
George Clooney He’s in no rush The American opens in exactly a week. Meanwhile George Clooney was bikeriding today with Elisabetta Canalis in Italy. As I keep noting, normally there would have been a lot more press, a lot more presence. Clearly George’s priority is not publicity right now. And we are well past the By Lainey • Aug 25, 2010 05:18 am
George Clooney Does your movie suck? George Clooney and the Italian Queen were out for dinner last night in Italy. His new movie The American is due out on September 1, just 3 days after George is scheduled to receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys on August 29th. Perhaps that’ll give his By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 03:55 am
George Clooney The Italian Queen at the Emmys George Clooney will receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award this year at the Emmys. It’s only the fourth time the award has been handed out – Danny Thomas, Oprah Winfrey, and Bill Cosby are Clooney’s predecessors. It’s a huge honour and recognises Clooney’s efforts in his relief By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 03:25 am
Famewhores The Whitewash is the “most read” If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. And By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 10:02 am
George Clooney That’s why she’s the Italian Queen What’s the big sh-t about Elisabetta Canalis? Why the drama? Italian police have busted a few local clubs for alleged drug activity and pimping. Some witness testified that she may have used cocaine with the Italian Queen a couple of years ago. That’s pretty much the extent of By Lainey • Jul 30, 2010 04:14 am
