Amazingness The Italian Queen on Italian TV Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used to be By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 02:57 am
Style Quietest Globe Beard: George Clooney George has other things on his mind. Like, bless him, the Haiti telethon on January 22nd. But George arrived, always the consummate star, signed autographs for the bleacher fans, and his Italian Queen by his side. Would have been the moment of all moments if we could have seen George By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:51 am
Media Manipulation George: presenting Ely and helping Haiti Could there be a sexier image than all-American hunk George Clooney learning Italian from his latest love interest, lingerie model Elisabetta Canalis? That’s the opening sentence of a new article appeearing on People.com this morning about George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis titled: George Clooney's Costars Praise By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 02:50 am
Style The Italian Queen’s New York pants I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:39 am
B-tch please Clooney opportunities The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 01:59 am
B-tch please George’s “no campaign” campaign Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 01:55 am
Pitt "Porn" Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:53 am
Golddiggers Clooney: The One, a new dog, and the dad The Italian Queen ran errands in a Porsche the other day. A Porsche is Jacek’s dream. Every time we drive by a Carrera it’s like he has to rub one out. Too bad for him, he’s not dating George Clooney. But these days Elisabetta Canalis is living By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 10:17 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen now and then Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:36 am
Golddiggers Ely & Eminem Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 04:59 am
Famewhores When the Italian Queen met the Jolie They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 06:59 am
BFFs Cindy & the Italian Queen Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:30 am
Cheating Loins The cheating Italian Queen? George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:46 am
George Clooney Curiously quiet George He’s been so quiet during the early part of the campaign season – very few promotional appearances for The Men Who Stare At Goats (and he’s a producer on the film) and The Fantastic Mr Fox and while they say it could be because he’s saving it all By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 04:09 am
George Clooney Tickling his neck fetish See? This girl is the motherf-ckin’ sh-t. It’s a whole new game when she’s around. Remember that little rumour about George Clooney and the necktie? Well, he and Elisabetta Canalis appear to be inseparable now. She was with him at the Rome Film Festival Rome at the screening By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:22 am
Amazingness Night After Night What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:54 am
