Denise Richards Best Cover Ever They could have done the expected and made it all cool and slick…Johnny Depp and Keith Richards, two of the coolest and slickest, on the cover of Rolling Stone. But instead it’s sweet, and loving, and endearing and even honest… I love it. Do you love it? Keith By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Killing the Perfect Ending “The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John The Past and The Present I can’t. I can’t understand. Maybe it’s just me. I must be a lesser person. But kissing him, his open sores, his crack mouth, his bleeding gums – I couldn’t. Not in a million years could I. But Kate Moss evidently can. And she wants to. Over By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Bimbo Man-Over Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Not for Everyone I hear you. You hate it. It’s weird and different and you wouldn’t wear it. Well neither would I. But there was a theme, and she did something different, my Kiki always tries something different… and I love it on her. Especially the hairpiece and the black trim By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Cancelled or Summoned or Straying? The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki Blue in Rome Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki in Japan: pink, green, and Johnny Last week, the News of the World announced that my Kiki had been dumped, reporting a split from rocker Johnny Borrell who had supposedly returned to an ex-girlfriend. Which obviously explains why Johnny is with Kiki on Spidey 3 promo in Japan. Because that’s totally how broken-up couples act, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore About John Krasinski My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John James Blunt hurts angels Petra Nemcova at the Brick Awards on Tuesday. By all accounts, she’s the sweetest thing. Very humble, very kind, very undeserving of the James Blunt treatment. I mean you’d think someone who looks THAT ugly, who looks like spoiled milk with bad teeth…you’d think he would By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Drama say what??? Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Trading Up Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Couple Clones Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and By Lainey • Apr 04, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Gay Biker Chic I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
