Elton John Kiki & Johnny: Week 2 Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: sheepish on the run It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Best Useless Press Release… Ever Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Looking Ahead My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki & Johnny: better signs As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily SO Hetero Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Daily Redeemed: Mandy Moore You already know but it’s really worth celebrating some more: Mandy single again, no longer in the arms of the terribly unworthy DJ AM, though the entire thing smelled of PR anyway but still…as politically incorrect and as bitchy as this sounds – though I may offend you the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John More About Entourage More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Travoltas Sell Wild Hogs Pimping kids for publicity and profit – the new sales strategy in Hollywood and it looks like the Travoltas are the latest to hop on the bandwagon. Here they are from a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Wild Hogs – I cannot for the life of me understand why By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Get Away from Me: John & Jess in NYC I’m no body language expert but John Mayer still looks like he’s doing the Walk of Shame, as though he’s embarrassed by his own libido, the way Hugh Grant looked after being arrested for getting blown by a hooker – it’s the same expression on John…. appropriate, By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Posh in white, Posh in black In white at Elton John’s party, she also attended VF. And watching this woman pose is the treat of a lifetime. You can tell she has spent hours and hours and hours in her bedroom practicing, jutting out one hip, adjusting all the bones in her back, in absolute By Lainey • Feb 27, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John BAFTA Best: Jake Gyllenhaal Be still my quivering loins. And hope to Goddess Sienna doesn’t get her Skank all over him. Because while all the Toothy clues may point to him, I’m telling you, from what I hear from my own slamdunk sources, Jakey G is not gay…though I can certainly By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Loving Ryan Gosling Last year it was Joaquin Phoenix – the arty artist refusing to campaign on the grounds of artistic integrity, bitterly disillusioned by the Hollywood marketing machine, surly at times during interviews when pressed by the studio though, to be fair, still gracious and humbled by his nomination. This year it’s By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
