Elton John The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. I mean screwing By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer’s Look of Shame In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Jess & John take the tits to South Beach Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Quiveration at Sundance Scott Speedman, Ryan Reynolds, John Cusack, and surprisingly James Franco. Let’s start with Canada: was never a fan of Felicity, in fact I never watched. Also not particularly fond of Underworld and when I saw him at TIFF he was more hirsute than he was hot which is why By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Sienna at Sundance In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney’s New Year’s Collapse: Fact or Fiction? By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Rachel & Bing? Most random rumour of the week: Steve Bing, father of Liz Hurley’s little Damien, the same loser who accused her of slutting and refused to acknowledge parental claims without a paternity test even though they were CLEARLY together, and yes, the same billionaire tool who couldn’t make it By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Wonky Email Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches? They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John George Clooney: sadness and hotness As you probably know, George lost his pig on Friday after 18 years, Max’s heart gave out, he died while George was away promoting The Good German. And as is the case with most things related to George, even the fact that he had a pet pig makes him By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
