Ashlee Simpson About Jess & John Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux “After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Hard Work before the Holidays Seriously …look at this woman. Barely a trace of makeup, no special lighting, no special digitized Oprah cameras giving the illusion of perfection – Just Angelina, gorgessity in its purest from. Next to this, Gisele Bundchen doesn’t even stand a chance, never mind Jennifer Aniston. A weekend apart for the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Flying Manny Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Pro-love for an Aging Queen I know Rupert Everett looks rough. And maybe a little bloated around the chin. But go easy on him, would you? Queens might not look better with age but they certainly get crustier, and in the process, there is nothing more entertaining. Think Elton John. Here"s Rupert at By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Gossip with Flare If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Johnny Depp If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Johnny & Jennifer: just one night It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica & John: not so fast… TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Last Word This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The MTV VMAs 2006 A better show than last year, especially since Diddy’s Miami hosting skills were ass at best. But still…too bloody long!!! A few quick observations: - would the PussyCat Dolls please.shut.the.f&ck.up??? I mean really… we’re talkin’ about a girl *band* with 6 By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Hilary Homewrecker on the loose? Well well. Curious state of affairs, non? First the official split from Chad Lowe, then the vicious Vanity Fair article in which she reprehensibly outs his addiction, now word that she"s hooking up with her agent, some dude by the name of John, also in the midst of By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jessica & John: a love well timed Funny how in Hollywood a romance begins right when there happens to be something to sell. Total coincidence, zero conspiracy…right? Still…this one kinda tickles, so what the hell, if I played along for Nicole & Keith, why not play along for Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, especially when By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Pete arrested, Kate spared A blessing in disguise, don"t you think? Just before he was to jet off to Bali to marry Kate Moss, Pete Doherty - surprise! - was busted in London for possession and sent back to rehab. In other words - crisis averted, if only temporarily. I fear she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
