Elton John Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The PERFECT Pirate: Johnny Depp No words required. Enjoy. By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Kate Factor I love Kate Hudson. Sure, sure. There"s the occasional drug rumour and those anorexic whispers and of course the familiar cheating stories that will plague every young celebrity bride but so what? It"s Hollywood! Who isn"t a snorting starving cheater in this town? Besides, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Searching for Little Sci Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains: Where in the world is Little Sci? Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Travolta & Gandolfini: too close for comfort Again - I know you can"t tell a helluva lot from one or two photos but these shots of John Travolta and James Gandolfini doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival amuse me to no end. Can you imagine the swift mob style testicle removal he would have By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. According to my sources, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily Ugly: John Corbett I am proud to say that I never liked Aidan. Never, ever, ever. Because I don"t dig hippies. And that laid back "hey baby, yeah it"s so groovy" furniture maker thing he had going on just got old real fast. Blech. John Corbett plays By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson in Australia She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Dear Johnson & Johnson Gotta thank the sponsors who are flying me out for the occasion. Big smutty hug and kiss to Jim Dean at Johnson & Johnsonfor the generous gift! Love that you"re supporting the event, love that you"re supporting the Rouge Valley Foundation! By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John John Legend: loin quiveration Damn! What took me so long??? I recall feeling a little tremble down nether at the Grammys but seeing this photo of John Legend from some event the other day set of a small earthquake that is still buzzing from the centre of my womanhood through the tips of my By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Joaquin & Eva? Gossip related to Joaquin"s personal life is hard to come by. The man has a tight camp and they don"t talk about him outside of his career, especially considering how damaged he was after hearing his own 911 call played over and over and over again By Lainey • Mar 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Hoff: Celine Dion As ridiculous as she is – and she is beyond ridiculous most of the time – Celine Dion captures a certain Hoffness that can bring a smile to your face no matter how dark the day, no matter how heavy the burden. Behind the freakish thumps, the facial gymnastics, the icky icky By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears and People Magazine I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson’s new US cover While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Ugly: John Stamos First - let me just say that I ADORE Uncle Jesse. I think he"s handsome and he looks like a nice guy and he"s just b-list enough to be a very good candidate for Jennifer Aniston, as soon as Vince Vaughn wakes up and retrieves his By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
