Douchebags Isn’t this beneath you? At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 06:34 am
Jude Law Dear Jude Emile Wank Hirsch doesn’t think you’re good enough. How dare you play Hamlet. Only E Wank can play Hamlet. After all, he “conceived” of the modern day version of Hamlet, haven’t you heard? Wanky says get the f-ck off his stage. This is Jude last night in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 10:53 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here for my version and here for her perspective. Mine obviously is more believable because I wasn’t blinded by a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 08:42 am
Faux Gossip Robert Pattinson gets sold out EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. The magazine has published a photo of the two together By Lainey • May 23, 2009 05:26 am
Cannes 2009 On the terrace - Laura's POV Lainey: Many of you have written to ask about Laura's perspective on the terrace at the du Cap the other night. When she tried not to eyef-ck Robert Pattinson too obviously. Others have emailed to say you'd prefer Laura's account because mine lacked enthusiasm. By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:49 am
Douchebags Annual on the terrace 2 From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:10 am
Emile Hirsch Like his mentor Emile Hirsch is a Sean Penn protégé. Professionally and personally. Recently during the Milk promotional tour, Emile was approached by two eager, Hello Kitty style fans who’d been wating, and squealing, and holding hands, and clutching their stuffed toys, angst-ridden over meeting their idol. They simply wanted his autograph. By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 02:55 am
George Clooney Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. George is still By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 02:41 am
Sean Penn Awkward and Awkward Have you ever seen two people more uncomfortable on a red carpet? Check out Emile Hirsch and Sean Penn last night in Rome at the premiere of Into the Wild, almost as if they they’re were literally plucked from rural Alaska and tossed into tuxedos to prove their points: By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 03:55 am
Vince Vaughn LaineyMovies: Into the Wild I hated the book because I couldn’t bear Chris McCandless. I still can’t bear Chris McCandless but the movie was much more tolerable. Almost enjoyable. Into the Wild was written (screenplay) and directed by Sean Penn based on the book of the same name by Jon Krakauer chronicling By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Sean Penn Buttercup Forever Wow. Robin Wright Penn the other night at the premiere of Into the Wild – she looks unbelievable, non? That body, those legs – love, love, love. Am surprised their relationship has made it this far, this long. There have long been reports of volatile behaviour and there was some suggestion of By Lainey • Sep 19, 2007 08:00 pm
