Emmy Awards 2011 Best Emmy Cut-eye: Ian Somerhalder Written by Duana Oh, I watched this over and over again. It’s so painful – he and Lea Michele are presenting, have a bit of scripted ‘unscripted’ banter, he has the last line with “right” and then moves on with “okay –“, but she can’t help herself. She says, “You By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:50 am
Assy Style Worst Emmy White: Julianna Margulies She wore a ceramic coffee mug. This is what I called it, even before I rolled my eyes at her win over Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor. Julianna Margulies is the uninspired vote. Because if you’ve had the pleasure of watching Britton on Friday Night Lights, well, you know By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:14 am
Style Best Emmy White: Aubrey Plaza Remember my hate-on for that annoying girl in Crazy, Stupid, Love? Analeigh Tipton? The over-breather? Click here for a refresher. Tipton goes to the Kristen Stewart school of over-breathing - three times in a short sentence for dramatic effect, which seems to have become the acting hallmark of a generation, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:04 am
Assy Style Worst Dress as an Organism: Heidi Klum Etalk has sent me on two or three baking shoots. And each time I’ve had to ice a cake. You’re supposed to hold the icing bag and delicately pulse it around in the shape of shells or rosebuds. I suck at it. My sh-t ends up looking like By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:46 am
Emmy Awards 2011 Best Fantasy Gig – The Emmytones Written by Duana You know I love to sing, right? There’s been enough indication of that here, and anyone who knows me will tell you. Which is why I got so giddy at the Emmytones. Here’s how I think it went down, in my fantasy. The producers called By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:33 am
Emmy Awards 2011 Emmys Most Miserable: Claire Danes I feel like whenever I see Claire Danes smile, she doesn’t really mean it. Duana asked the question during the liveblog last night - when was the last time Claire Danes threw her head back and laughed, heartily? If you watched MSCL, you’ll understand the attachment we feel By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Emmy ex-off: Jennifer Carpenter vs Julia Stiles Did Michael C Hall actually go the Emmys? I’ve seen photos of him at an after-party but haven’t been able to find pictures of him at the show. Or perhaps I was preoccupied with shots of his ex-wife and his ex-lover dressed in similarly toned gowns. Grey-nude silhouette, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:08 am
Amazingness The Emmy Awards 2011 So Alec Baldwin was supposed to appear in the opening video. Baldwin made a joke about News Corp and the phone hacking business. The bit was subsequently cut. As such, he decided not to be part of it at all which is why Leonard Nimoy ended up playing the president. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 01:51 am
