Would You Rather Ugh. It’s Rossum Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:09 am
Would You Rather Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 09:23 am
Would You Rather Rossum and the Dolphin Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog https://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 10:23 am
Would You Rather Rossum for the Weekend I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Why??? Because the last one did so well? No... because she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 07:07 am
Famewhores The Wind Camel? I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 07:10 am
Would You Rather End the Rossum, Save the Child This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Obvious though what Emmy was up By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 08:45 am
Would You Rather Midsummer Rossum You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 12:11 pm
Girlcrushes Never enough… Tina Fey. This is Tina last night at the opening of Damn Yankees. We need more Tina to balance out the twats. Million dollar question: Would you suffer through friendship with the sugar-raping Rossum in exchange for friendship with the genius that is Tina Fey? Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that it By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Famewhores Rossum Who? For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Rossum is a LIAR!!! Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 07:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst.Rossum.Ever New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 09:41 am
Famewhores Rossum at the Opera Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:56 am
Famewhores Rossum Thinnification It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. During the early part By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:37 am
Famewhores Flying with The Rossum Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:28 am
Kate Hudson Hudson Rossum Am all over Kate Hudson’s dating game. No strings, just sex only, please don’t fall in love with me… see you later after 2 or 3 months. Love it. As such, am disappointed that Kate’s throwing around some Rossum. Does she really need to throw around the By Lainey • Dec 18, 2007 02:13 am
