Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth and her babies Well hello Moses. Hello very cute, very chubby Moses! See Moses and his mum leaving Spielberg’s house the other day. Yes. THAT Spielberg. Because that’s my Gwyneth, you know? She takes a princess to the Oscars and visits with her godfather Steven Spielberg, whom she affectionately calls Uncle By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s Oscar Date Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Perfection: Emmy Rossum At the GM fashion show last night. I mean seriously gossips… have you ever seen someone so appropriately dressed? So exactly in tune with her own nauseating Rossum? Who else but Emmy would wear a dress so assy and so … peach??? Who else but Emmy could bat her doe eyes By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth: Diamond Philanthropy Thursday night in NYC, my Gwynnie hosted an auction to benefit the American Cancer Society and she looked ravishing. Red lips, red laces, super short skirt, long toned leg, stuck up per usual – love, love, love. And yes… OF COURSE she talked about being a mother and about going back By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum Valentine Rossum: Emmy Edition Would Valentine’s be Valentines if you weren’t feeling a little sick? Emmy at some JC Penny event – oh look! She’s wearing a demure little off-white dress with flowers on the hem! Oh look! She’s posing like a 12 year old goody goody angling for teacher’s By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Bitchslap: Emmy Rossum As is often the case, sugar sweet conceals a raging cow. And if you’ve been reading my column for long enough, you are no doubt quite familiar with Emmy’s nasty reputation – behind those doe-eyes lies a first class c-bomb and if a bitch can set herself apart during By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pip in Canada: mixed reviews I wrote yesterday about a concertgoer’s unsatisfactory experience at the JT concert in Toronto, asking at the end for more feedback. Pretty much 50/50. Some of you loved it, some of you thought it was the show of a lifetime, and some of you who went in wanting By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: Suitor Identified & Destiny Fulfilled? Remember what I wrote yesterday? About Tara Reid’s best hope in life? Click here for a refresher - it looks like Tara’s destiny is on the horizon. If you recall, last month, some Australian shmuck paid something like $100,000 to fly Tara and her ghetto tits Down By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum Worst Bride: Sandra Oh Source Hated it. Especially that sinister black dot in the middle, I could almost see it spreading some foul disease and eating her alive. And don’t get me wrong – I LOVE Sandra Oh. Grey’s Anatomy wouldn’t exist without Sandra Oh. But Sandra Oh’s strapless wedding gown By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Rossum turns Ugly…literally Even I have to sympathise here. Poor thing showed up an event last night with Swarovski as her sponsor and…well…suffice to say, those nauseating doe eyes can’t do crystal. And the result? ROSSUM of course! Still…good to know some things never change. Same princess gown, same By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Bobby Brown Posh Fashion Week continues Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Worst Rossum: Vanessa Minnillo Seriously y’all…I am done with Vanessa Minnillo. Done, over, sick, Rossum! Is it at all possible for this girl to wear anything other than orange? Or gold? Or teal? With sequins and pearls and rhinestones and a Miss America sash with gleaming white teeth? Question: What is wrong By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Tori Spelling Junior Goes for All-Time Rossum People is apparently devoting weekly updates on Tori Spelling’s pregnancy. Between the utterly tasteless yardsale and the “Reproposal” and now her gushing ad nauseum about her body and her how it’s changing for her child, the magazine is clearly reporting from inside her ass, probably eager to land By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
