Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Nicole & Keith at the Carnival Test your gag reflex, check it out - I dare you not to Rossum. Taken on New Year’s Eve at a “local fair outside Sydney”, the picture of wedded bliss, Nicole and Keith are more solid than ever despite his much publicized stint in “rehab” from which he’s By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Dear Phillippe: are you kidding me? Have a look at Abbie Cornish, with c0-star Heath Ledger, at the AFI event yesterday. The same Abbie Cornish rumoured to have had an affair with Ryan Phillippe on the set of their new movie. She has denied it but, well, really…what does a celebrity denial mean these days? By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Chad Michael Murray Oh please. Is he serious? Is he f*cking serious? I remember watching Dawson’s Creek a few years ago, Chad Michael Murray played a character named Charlie, I think it was Charlie, love interest first for Jen Linley, eventually winning Joey’s heart before … I can’t be bothered By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum Britney: small mercies? As you know, I’m normally all over a bandwagon. But I’m not gettin’ on the Britney Backlash until after her birthday. I’ll spare you my rationale unless you really, really want it. Having said that, I have to admit I was a bit too premature about the By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise TomKat: The Rossum never ends Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – Tom pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Trio Today Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed is the new Gest After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan speaks, Ryan denies, Ryan cheats Oh please. If you’re going to make a statement, at least have something to say. But then again, it’s People. The MiniVan Majority will believe anything, non? Here’s what he told the magazine: “I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney distressed? Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh-t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Gosling A Friday Gift for McGosling Don’t Rossum from the Notebook sugar sickness…I do this because the hysterical McGoslings need to be reminded every day that their favourite couple is still together. From Tiffany (thanks girl!) in Toronto who ate within the same four walls as Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams – unedited below: “Was By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson The Daily Heathering: Emmy Rossum My new favourite word: Heathering Perhaps a better word: Rossum-ing. Use it in a sentence? We came home from vacay and noticed the expired milk container was emitting the most rossum odour. Or… The septic tank overflowed and the Wilson’s lawn was now flooded with its rossuming contents, fouling By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum “HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck I Heart The Family Affleck Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Anne vs Emmy: Battle of the Doe Eyed Brunettes Call it a draw on the dress – old lady at the opera, you know what I mean – though if we HAVE to choose, I suppose Emmy has a slight edge… b But what’s in a dress when the wearer makes you want to vomit sugar? Between the two, it’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner: the 10 month process I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
