Dumbass Porny hides her ring...and not Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:20 am
Dumbass Porny paid See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 04:29 am
Girly Throw Downs The people around Porny...and her ex-husband Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 04:13 am
Golddiggers Porny gets it right and also very wrong It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 03:15 am
Sports Porny is not single A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 03:35 am
Bad Style Better...and then not Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 07:40 am
Break Ups Porny & Paves break up Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Jessica is By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 06:21 am
Dumbass Porny... please stop I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 07:29 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s white tee Only Jessica Simpson can turn a plain white t-shirt into a titty top. How massive must they be if it’s cleavy even under plain cotton? Having said that, see how cute she is, and so much more presentable, when she’s in casuals and not stuffed into some disastrous By Lainey • Sep 08, 2010 08:32 am
Jessica Simpson Porny keeps giving it away Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message: I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to By Lainey • Sep 07, 2010 03:34 am
Hook Ups How Porny is discreet Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 08:54 am
