Eva Longoria ELP > SJP? What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:40 am
Famewhores Sit DOWN Eva Longoria! Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? By Lainey • May 15, 2008 09:50 am
Eva Longoria The Girls Without KatE Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:11 am
Eva Longoria The Gift That’s Too Tight Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:17 am
Eva Longoria Shopping with Posh Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:08 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria, Ellen Pompeo Just didn’t care… did you care? Eva Longoria screams TV. Like whatever she’s wearing comes from the costume department at a soap opera. As for Ellen’s Nina Ricci - possibly the only woman who can make Olivier Theyskens look boring. Dull people shouldn"t wear champagne. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Eva Longoria Soap Opera Forever You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:22 am
Eva Longoria Did Tony Cheat? A professional athlete cheating on his wife – it’s certainly not hard to believe. But call me Cruise… based on evidence revealed so far, I don’t believe. Do you believe? Did Tony Parker cheat on Eva Longoria immediately after they were married? Some French model is claiming to x17online. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 02:26 am
Eva Longoria Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Famewhore By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Bitches at Sundance Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Alyssa Milano: the go-to rebound I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court. As By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Most Surprising: Eva Longoria No…she wasn’t a standout either way, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, is it? Like SJP before her, Eva was content to be adequate, to know her place, to resist the urge to reach beyond her station or camera-hog at every opportunity and irritate the free By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria People’s Choice Half Ass: Eva Longoria She won…but did she really care? Doesn’t look like it. Especially for a girl who, like it or not, always makes an effort, her appearance last night was an afterthought. Bet your boob job we won’t be saying the same thing next week. Source By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
