Eva Longoria Best White: Eva Longoria Will rush through this, really can’t bear it but have to admit, she surprised me. In my opinion, it’s her best colour. And she doesn’t look cheap. And it isn’t clinging to her body. And her boyfriend is really cute. And if anyone can pull off By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The uninspired work of Ken Paves Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s main gay, also known as her hairstylist. As it turns out, Ken also does Eva Longoria. Thing is, I’m sure Ken is talented and I’m sure he’s coiffed and created some beautiful manes in the past, but going purely from these By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria The Daily Ugly: Eva Longoria At the NCLR ALMA Awards nominations. The bronzer, the hair, the pale lips…it doesn"t work for me. But what really drives home the ugly is the dress. First of all, it looks budget. REALLY budget. More importantly, however, it is ridiculously wrinkled. Those lines across the entire By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria From G: on Rachel McAdams and Vanity Fair i say kudos to rachel for not dropping trou for tom ford. first of all, i don"t see how it can help her career. will it really help scarlett"s and keira"s? (what is the fascination with keira and that smirk of hers?) anyway, i By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Jamie & Eva??? Oh Goddess. Please help. Rumours are swirling that Eva Longoria got her skank ass all up in Jamie Foxx"s face the other night and that they were seen making out at various parties after the Globes. While Page 6 is reporting that their flirtation was quite innocent, Ted By Lainey • Jan 18, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Worst Makeup – Eva Longoria Did I enjoy writing that? You bet your boob job I did. Eva Longoria arrived on the red carpet expecting people to fall all over themselves and anoint her as the one to beat. Unfortunately, she grossly miscalculated. First – the ghetto weave. That thing was barely a step up from By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Best Gay – Isaac Mizrahi There were sparks coming out of my television, I swear to Goddess. Unfortunately, I can’t find a photo of him but can we just say he’s a huge improvement over that nauseating beard, Star Jones? In fact, I think the E! network has just found their permanent replacement By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Eva Longoria - the bitch looks good It pains me, gossips. It pains me to say it, especially since I hate this egomaniacal tramp. And in spite of all that, I can"t deny she looks gorgeous. Lovely skin, lovely hair, lovely dress. Lovely all around. Except on the inside. On the inside she"s By Lainey • Jan 15, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Pre-Globes gossip We are just 8 days away from the craziest (literally) awards show of the year and already, the Hollywood kitty is coming out. It"s one of the only times where film and television converge on the red carpet and in most cases, those egomaniacal tv celebrities who are By Lainey • Jan 08, 2006 07:00 am
