Assy Style Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:56 am
Eva Mendes Wholesome and wifely Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 08:44 am
Dumbass The MiniVan hates nipples Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’ By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:55 am
Demi Moore 2008 Spirit Awards Most stars will be in LA this weekend for the Oscars and for the Spirits Awards and of course for the parties. The Soho House Grey Goose Club on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night looks to be where the best party’s at especially since Vanity Fair has been cancelled. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 01:48 am
Eva Mendes Selma Healthy and Sparkly What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:48 pm
Eva Mendes From Crush to Hate It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes The Thinnification of Eva Mendes? Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me? By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes: MTV Boring Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes No Excuses Necessary Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes Jack & Rose Reunited Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Mendes Rosario Dawson: The Queen of Always Miss If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving. But By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Most Improved: Eva Mendes It’s been a while, you know? Since she’s stepped onto a carpet without shaming her natural goddess-given gorgessity? The hair might be a little boring and it’s probably a little too safe but hey I’ll take this any time over the highly offensive Victorian ass dress By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
