Famewhores The Whitewash is the “most read” If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. And By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 10:02 am
Famewhores Later Coop and Shelfy comes running... Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 08:34 am
Famewhores One note Blake It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 07:59 am
Famewhores Russian Drama loves the Jolie Salt opened in second place after another #1 Inception weekend as strong word of mouth sustained Inception's second win in a row. Even on Friday, at several industry parties here in San Diego for Comic-Con, I heard from several Hollywood players pronouncing that Inception would top Salt although By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 03:53 am
Douchebags Not even in your dreams Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 07:33 am
Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Madge & Posh In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:24 am
Famewhores She’s the official girlfriend now So she’s making official girlfriend appearances. Of course she is. This is Kate Bosworth flexing the sh-t out of her hungry bulimic jaw last night at the True Blood premiere in LA. Bosworth does not have a role on the show. Bosworth does not produce the show. Bosworth does By Lainey • Jun 09, 2010 04:01 am
Famewhores The JLo Show Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave By Lainey • May 21, 2010 04:13 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen tweets? It’s not a verified account so we can’t be sure that this is indeed her. And Laura is feeding our tapes back to the studio in Toronto right now so I can’t ask her to translate the Italian. So I’ve no idea what the Italian Queen By Lainey • May 14, 2010 04:29 am
Famewhores Attention starved Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:11 am
Famewhores Read Posing Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am
Famewhores What are you up to... Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. The entire world is now also aware that he presented her with a $1 million By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 07:19 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen, American TV Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Clooney’s friend Richard Kind confirmed a guest starring spot on the show too. Coincidence or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 03:08 am
Famewhores She’s Michelle Obama today Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 07:43 am
Famewhores Woah. Down girl Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:35 am
