Famewhores Bad cheese There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 08:54 am
Famewhores She’s in the right neighbourhood Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here to read all about the luxe features including her bridge over the koi pond. Yeah, she would TOTALLY be your By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 06:48 am
Famewhores Shelfy + Taupe = Bore These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 01:57 am
Famewhores Right on time Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 06:02 am
Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2 Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 12:03 pm
Break Ups The end of T2 Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Sadly, their young love has By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 03:23 am
Famewhores Are your breasts in this movie? Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:33 am
Famewhores Third Lip family photos Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:18 am
Douchebags Pip, just read the f-cking paper This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:44 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen now and then Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:36 am
Famewhores When the Italian Queen met the Jolie They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 06:59 am
Famewhores Stay Down I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:50 am
Famewhores Posh on sex, burgers, and her tan I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What? It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Posh’s interview with Allure. She claims she prefers sex to sleep because she shares a bed with David Beckham but… Not sure By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 08:12 am
Famewhores Second tier no-names Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 03:34 am
Famewhores Is he good enough for you now? John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 01:59 am
