Famewhores Philanthropic Posh It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates” By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 08:23 am
Famewhores Brange: snakes and rabbits The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here for more. But wait. That’s why it’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:31 am
Famewhores Shelfy & Taupe Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 01:49 am
Famewhores Shelfy f-cks for her next movie Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 05:55 am
Hook Ups Big boy date in his big boy car Awwww… they’re inseparable. Sunday night it was the hockey game and a hotel sleepover. Monday he watched her shoot a music video and had dinner with her mom. Tuesday she spent time with her bff and his ex Selena Gomez but last night, Taylor and Taylor only had time By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 03:45 am
Famewhores She says she’s going to India… For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 01:55 pm
Famewhores West Coast Cling The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 02:45 am
Famewhores One happy Affleck family Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 01:28 pm
Famewhores Holding hands, living in the light LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 04:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Ashlee > Posh Oh Anna Wintour. She keeps throwing her acid at Victoria Beckham’s face. It’s amazing. This is Posh arriving in London today in a pair of pants from her own line, with black patches on the inside thigh to further accentuate the thinness. The airport is her personal runway. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 06:13 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
Famewhores Shelfy keeps dreaming She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 09:40 am
Famewhores Fixture Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 09:53 am
Break Ups The Clinger cover and the People Publicist The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Over the phone and over By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 08:36 am
Famewhores The Jessica School of Acting Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference. Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 02:54 am
Famewhores Skinny clinger rushes home Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake. While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 05:17 am
