Famewhores Ashton’s losing record Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:37 am
Famewhores Miss Zahara and The Chosen Sword New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:49 am
Douchebags Pippy Facebook Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:43 am
Famewhores The Jessicas and their limits Variety reports that Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found herself a job. She’ll play Bradley Cooper’s ex lover in A-Team, an army lady who’s on their asses. Or something. This is what you call Hollywood reality. After months and months of waiting, desperately hoping for an opportunity, By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:28 am
Famewhores Is she going too? Kanye West told Jay Leno that he’ll be disappearing for a while, that he needs time to fix his sh-t. Does fixing his sh-t include getting rid of Amber Rose? She’s part of the f-ckery. So if he’s promising to cut out the f-ckery, in theory, he By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 04:59 am
Famewhores The “close family friend” The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. The message was forwarded to the following outlets: Gawker, In Touch, Life By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:30 am
Hook Ups Kings and pretty boys Everyone was out last night New York. On the heels of the VMAs and during the thick of NY Fashion Week, the city is a celebrity clusterf-ck, more so than usual. These situations can make for unlikely hook ups. And so at Avenue last night spotted leaving together were Chace By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:40 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin running in purple The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto – they’re shooting some kind of tv movie in a small town outside of the city and come into the city on their down time. Everyone knows they’re staying in Yorkville. Everyone is in Yorkville. Yorkville is film festival central. And the girls By Lainey • Sep 12, 2009 07:23 am
Famewhores George on the campaign trail He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 02:55 am
Douchebags Charity from a douche John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 05:53 am
Famewhores Here it is… We’ve been calling for it, waiting for it… And now it comes. Jennifer Aniston was hit hard last week. Magazine covers calling her pathetic, Bradley Cooper calling her “not natural”, Renee Zellweger trumping her ass in the battle for Hollywood’s summer box office sensation. And then Brad Pitt By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 05:09 am
Famewhores Have you seen Posh? This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 04:23 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze on Project Runway She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise of By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 03:26 am
Famewhores Autotune Aniston Oh she wants it bad. Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar. Prisoners in 1940s had perfect blowouts? Most By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 10:17 am
Girly Throw Downs Nipple tweak alert It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores How to use your boyfriend Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Despite a three day run at the Hollywood Bowl however Shelfy still hasn’t confirmed a new movie role. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:35 am
