Famewhores Coop works out Bradley Cooper was spotted in West Hollywood after hitting the gym yesterday in what looks like the same outfit he was wearing in Vancouver last week. He shaved. Looks good, non? Some bottom feeding rags are still reporting that he and Jennifer Aniston have something going on – she’s been By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 04:32 am
Douchebags Douche so smiley Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 08:27 am
Famewhores Would Jen get ugly for Oscar? She played Rachel Green living in a small town in a movie called the Good Girl and a few people tried to flatter her by saying she’d get an Oscar nomination and she was all like – oh, I could never even dream it. And it’s a good thing By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 05:43 am
Famewhores Shelf Ass at the Hollywood Bowl Photos from Shelfy’s 3 day run at the Hollywood Bowl in Guys & Dolls – and how did she do? Well the LA Times called her “glowing” – click here to read the review - and focused more on her appearance than her actual performance, although the point of their piece By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 09:41 am
Famewhores Size 2 is a dumbass And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind - a 3km hike up a mountain, 2,800 By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 08:46 am
Hook Ups Spittle and Wet Jen So happy to be papped on a film set – Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler continue to shoot The Bounty in New York in a scene that involves Jen getting wet and of course photographers were around as he hugged her while she toweled off. Cover shots for next week! Comes By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 08:25 am
Famewhores Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 05:24 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Douchebags Pippy’s in a pissy mood He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am
Famewhores Next week’s cover Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 07:58 am
Famewhores They both needed it As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 11:06 am
Famewhores Back to real life Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:52 am
Famewhores Jesus has Mercy with Madonna It’s not the title of the next Bible lesson but you know she loves the allusion, right? Madonna resumed her Sticky & Sweet Tour in London at the O2 this weekend and has had her entire family in town for a couple of weeks to prepare. Jesus Luz has By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 05:27 am
Famewhores Shelfy covers every base They were apart for a couple of weeks, and during that time Pip was spotted solo all over Europe, supposedly flirting up a storm in London. There were also reports that he was tired of his Shelfy, and that they were taking a break. What did I say? I said By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:50 am
Famewhores Tom’s birthday weekend He celebrated 47 on Friday in Australia and took his wife and daughter to see the Jersey Boys performance on Saturday night in Melbourne. Love the collar on Katie’s white winter coat. But according to photographers, she didn’t seem happy upon arrival to see photographers waiting for them. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:41 am
Famewhores Britney & Justin v2.0 They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here for a refresher), age 9, on By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 11:24 am
