Famewhores Watching…or working? Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? By Lainey • May 29, 2009 09:40 am
Girly Throw Downs Ugly And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing By Lainey • May 29, 2009 03:05 am
Famewhores Deformed A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 09:35 am
Famewhores Marriage repair A couple months ago they were on life support. Kate Beckinsale had taken off for London without warning husband Len Wiseman, stayed there a month, found daughter Lily a new school, leaving Len supposedly baffled about what prompted her decision. Her rep vehemently denied there was anything wrong between the By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:29 am
Famewhores Referees and Ballerinas Here’s Elsa Pataky at the amfAR event last night. If you blink quickly enough you’ll see her moving up and down on your screen. Or...Pass Interference. Miami number 23. Automatic...First Down! Is this fashionable? Is she ahead of the curve? Cause I don’t see it. By Lainey • May 22, 2009 05:14 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for Basterds It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet By Lainey • May 21, 2009 12:41 am
Famewhores Shelf AssTalk Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. The entire article appears to be a series of “sit DOWN” By Lainey • May 19, 2009 02:07 am
Famewhores Christmas in Cannes They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’ By Lainey • May 18, 2009 02:35 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here By Lainey • May 12, 2009 01:51 am
Break Ups Are you Mr Lonely? This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:52 am
Famewhores The Curse of the Shelfy Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:23 am
Hook Ups Her new Brad? Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his By Lainey • May 07, 2009 03:05 am
Famewhores Looking uncomfortable Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:38 am
Famewhores Shelfy the bride Who got married yesterday? You would think it was Shelf Ass. It was her special day. Let me explain. At every photo agency database it was pretty much the same – two women occupied more pages and image space than any others. The first… Madonna. Obviously. The second. Jessica f-cking Biel. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 07:18 am
Famewhores Shelfy gets a job! Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador By Lainey • May 01, 2009 09:15 am
Famewhores Pippy runs from Shelfy Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 08:52 am
