Famewhores Taylor learns the business Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 06:14 am
Famewhores Junior is robust Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 07:36 am
Famewhores Front row Pip & Shelfy Like clockwork. SO predictable. The rumour mill was working hard this week about a break up, especially since Pippy thoroughly enjoyed himself at Kate Hudson’s birthday party last Friday. But we all know, it’s not that easy to shake a clinger. Especially this one. What’s a little By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 02:43 am
Famewhores Inducing Labour My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 06:52 am
Famewhores Madonna and Mercy This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 08:17 am
Douchebags Pippy’s weekend in Vegas Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Oh By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 08:03 am
Famewhores Sienna wins something For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:14 am
Douchebags Obsessed with her looks? Her??? No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:56 am
Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
Famewhores Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Others report that their families are still tight By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:46 am
Hook Ups Mayer & Friends...and Fox? 'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 04:23 am
Famewhores Posing at the airport… For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When Tom was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:47 am
Girly Throw Downs I’ve seen you before This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Hook Ups Vagina Virgin cuckold? So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 08:46 am
Famewhores Today’s Bitch… please! Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 06:43 am
