Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Hook Ups What happens on May 15th? That’s the day Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management hits theatres. You know how she loves to conveniently get back together with John Mayer whenever it’s time to pimp a project? John Mayer gets a few weeks of freedom before contractual obligations call again? Or will it be By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 05:42 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Famewhores Everyone > Shelfy Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 09:09 am
Famewhores Shelfy strikes back…on SNL! Please. There’s no pride in boasting about being right when it comes to Jessica Biel. It’s too obvious. Last week the Chicago Sun Times reported that Justin Timberlake was sick of her and that they were on the verge of a split. Two days later, she shows up By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:49 am
Famewhores Look at what I bought! Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:01 am
Famewhores Birthday paparazzi Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:20 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Famewhores Aniston in Paris To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:22 pm
Famewhores The Chosen One to charm New York The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:03 pm
Douchebags Fallon owes Pippy Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed that Justin By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:57 pm
Famewhores Cowtown KFed Jr Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:25 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin style Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:45 am
Famewhores Ugly is forgettable? Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:39 am
Famewhores Shelfy Straight to DVD Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:47 am
Famewhores Shelfy > Posh too? Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Shelfy will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 03:20 am
