Famewhores Jakey to accept? Jakey G took Reese to the Laker game last night. They sat beside power player Jeffrey Katzenberg for whom Reese worked in Monsters vs Aliens, the next blockbuster animated release due out in March by Dreamworks. Coincidentally, or not, Dreamworks just announced "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history” By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:37 am
Famewhores Still waiting… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:17 am
Douchebags Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 05:33 am
Famewhores Shelfy sucks at funny Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’ By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:37 am
Douchebags Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:21 pm
Famewhores Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 06:33 am
Famewhores Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned! Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:43 am
Famewhores All over Milan The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:06 am
Famewhores Jakey’s birthday box office Jakey G came home for his birthday, is hopefully staying for the holidays with Reese and her kids while Ryan Phillippe’s carby face is in Australia with Abbie Cornish. As you can see, they celebrated with the paps by enjoying a candlelit dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:27 am
Famewhores Make it more obvious Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 02:15 am
Famewhores Cam’s in love Awwww… Cammie D and Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend-for-hire, bundled up walking hand in hand in New York. They’ve been together 6 months now? She was manslingling for a while, there were even a few nights with John Mayer too, before settling into her first serious relationship By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 08:16 am
Famewhores Legs + nipples Jennifer Aniston at Letterman today… She arrived in pants, then changed for the show into a short dress to show off those legs. She’s been working those legs a lot lately. Perhaps the legs have replaced her permanently erect nipples? Or is it a one-two punch? Marley & Me By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 11:33 am
Break Ups Next in line Looks like last night’s dinner outing was a pre-emptive strike… Check out Us Weekly’s explosive new cover – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the brink of a split? Mostly because she was not wearing her wedding ring last week at the Benjamin Button premiere. They say she’s By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:45 am
Famewhores Glibness and forgiveness Tom Cruise’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 04:51 am
Douchebags Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 01:36 am
Famewhores Her go-to breasts Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:23 pm
