Famewhores A candid Brad in Rolling Stone As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:32 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for the Holidays Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:11 am
Famewhores F-ck off…but don’t stop caring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 07:49 am
Famewhores Shelfy Owns Pippy Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best sexpot face. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here. Interesting to note - two quotes from the interview were highlighted by By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:21 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s hot brother? So you know how Shelfy did that publicity grab hospital thing the other day? Well she invited E! News to come along for an interview with her family… And if that’s her brother? Yum. Her brother is hot. Of course he looks about 12 years old, which is probably By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 07:10 am
Famewhores Posh, the character Well, it’s not Vogue…but Victoria Beckham has landed herself another high profile magazine cover. Which means she’s probably given up on Anna Wintour, at least for another few months. Anna would never feature Posh so close after Harper’s Bazaar. Anna might not ever feature Posh… period. By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 06:16 am
Famewhores Carseats don’t photograph well Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:51 am
Famewhores Holiday white wedgies! Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:34 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s philanthropic business Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 04:41 am
Famewhores She speaks her own language What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 12:47 pm
Hook Ups Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna? Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 06:07 am
Famewhores The hollow protestations of the Brange Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 05:00 am
Famewhores Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:17 am
Douchebags Knowing Pip… He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:08 am
Famewhores No Spanx in NOLA The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:36 am
Douchebags Douchebag entertains Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 03:24 am
