Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Famewhores Friends with Gwen Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 10:12 am
Famewhores Granny Contradictory Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, her face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like her much better with straight hair. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:21 am
Famewhores Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. So By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:22 am
Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Famewhores Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:24 am
Famewhores A Rare Miss They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:43 am
Famewhores What would have happened otherwise? Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 09:43 am
Famewhores Shelfy hates her family As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:49 am
Douchebags Shelfy’s Best Work Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 08:05 am
Famewhores Big Apple Pose-Off! Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 07:00 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Roman photo album They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 07:45 am
Famewhores Even her bodyguards… Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:53 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Famewhores Shelf Ass Dumb Ass So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 06:22 am
Famewhores Shelfy can’t contain it Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 03:23 am
