Douchebags Virus Victims are Worthless It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:01 am
Famewhores What doesn’t belong? Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Yes…Shelfy. Shelfy sticks out like a sore ass. It’s a role By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 03:32 am
Famewhores The New Old Move This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 02:58 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 08:38 am
Famewhores Presenting…in all black! It makes my life: seeing Tom Cruise “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:20 am
Famewhores The Female John Mayer Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:02 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
Douchebags Pissing Douche runs away? The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:01 am
Famewhores Granny Biker Chic Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores The Wind Camel? I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 07:10 am
Famewhores Granny’s Failed Sunday Stealth The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see. But this is the best… According to the paper, Gran and Keith went to By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 08:08 am
Douchebags Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 04:16 am
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:35 am
Famewhores Tweak Before Shopping It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:40 am
Douchebags Poor Junior must scrape The bottom of the barrel. Imagine you’re Kevin Federline Junior. You walk out on your wife and kids, including a newly adopted daughter, for a road you thought would be paved with Dynasty and 90210 gold. You must train your gag reflex not to kick in at the sight By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:53 am
