Famewhores The Subtle Famewhore On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:37 am
Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Douchebags The Double Save-Face Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:47 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:27 am
Famewhores The Philanthropic Premiere Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted hits theatres on Friday. Yesterday it was widely reported that she and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to support children affected by conflict in Iraq and the United States through the EPCC. Well timed philanthropy… these two are amazing, non? While their counterparts By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:42 am
Douchebags Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 01:43 am
Famewhores Naomi Watts: Beautiful But Bought? She looked lovely last night at that Donald Trump opening, am all over the dress…but Naomi Watts is not Demi Moore. Or Nicole Kidman. Naomi Watts is Naomi Watts. So why is she hanging out with Trump? Why is she showing up on his carpet? Does it bug you By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 07:20 am
Douchebags The Ingrate: A History The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 02:46 am
Douchebags Golden Showers on the Road There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:27 am
Douchebags Why are they apart? No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 02:23 am
Famewhores Love & Leisure What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:56 am
Famewhores Courtside with Brooklyn When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:29 am
Douchebags Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 02:41 am
Famewhores All Class Now this has elegant written all over it. But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out? Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:37 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Douchebags Pippy Putts It hurts me to post these. It hurts to look at my golf clubs collecting dust in the closet. Just before breaking my arm, I had finally figured out my short game. Was supposed to break 100 this season. Many times. F*cking Mischa Barton. This is Justin Timberlake in By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 09:55 am
