Famewhores The Brange Ultimatum So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:52 am
Famewhores The Brange Supremacy The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:48 am
Twats Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Famewhores Mr & Mrs Junior Loser This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 03:22 am
Famewhores Tom in the Middle Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how Tom Cruise loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 03:00 am
Famewhores Shelfy Stomps Her Feet Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:43 am
Twats Ebola Desperate to Spread Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:18 am
Famewhores Mrs Alba When Laura and I heard last night that Jessica Alba had quietly married Cash Warren in advance of the birth of their baby, our first reaction was: She was ok with getting married not thin as a rail? All part and parcel of course of Jessica Alba`s continuing efforts By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:57 am
Twats We Blame Mischa Barton Friday night we were supposed to cover a Mischa Barton red carpet for that dumbass Tatu movie she made last year. So we show up at Majestic Beach at 10pm ready to shoot and one of the Tatus is running around hoping to get noticed to no avail and the By Lainey • May 20, 2008 01:45 am
Famewhores Sit DOWN Eva Longoria! Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? By Lainey • May 15, 2008 09:50 am
Famewhores Do you like long pants? Fireworks on the Croisette tonight – real ones and Pitty Porn styles too. It’s one of my favourites about Cannes: the firework display at 10:30pm followed by a rousing chorus of horns from all the surround ships in the harbour. Gives me goosebumps every time. Just like Pitt Porn By Lainey • May 15, 2008 08:59 am
Famewhores A Mortal Fights the Gods You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to By Lainey • May 15, 2008 01:16 am
Famewhores No Mojo at Blindness There was a time when Mischa Barton was considered a style girl. She and Nicole Richie had a funky friends together kinda thing going on that used to be pretty cute. Then again, I’m a Mischa apologist. I liked the weird moccasins, she did have a certain “it”. But By Lainey • May 15, 2008 12:28 am
Famewhores A Glimpse of the Monster When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much By Lainey • May 13, 2008 05:59 am
Famewhores Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding? Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 12:56 am
Famewhores What John Did in the Pool You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:16 am
