Famewhores Kissing Ass Everywhere After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, Tom Cruise is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force By Lainey • May 08, 2008 02:49 am
Famewhores Hot Becks, Old Posh David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:53 am
Famewhores Rossum Who? For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:12 am
Famewhores What Else Is There To Do? Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for By Lainey • May 05, 2008 05:17 am
Famewhores A Rare Unplanned Picture Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:17 am
Famewhores Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton? Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you By Lainey • May 01, 2008 06:45 am
Hook Ups John on Jen’s Golden Skin! The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 04:34 am
Douchebags Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 09:35 am
Twats The Hills: The Rolling Stones Cover Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:47 am
Famewhores Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling? Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:42 pm
Douchebags The Prince and the Riffraff Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:32 pm
Hook Ups Jen, John, Pee, and Water The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:06 pm
Twats Just Like Lilo Rumer Willis worked her best angles and walked the carpet in white at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday for the premiere of her movie From Within. As you can see, side by side with Lindsay Lohan, she is well on her way. Now all that remains is a few By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:03 pm
Famewhores Mischa Barton: the new Spicoli Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:33 am
Famewhores Rossum at the Opera Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:56 am
Twats Lilo Territorial Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:22 am
