Famewhores Porny’s “not about the numbers” $3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:01 pm
Famewhores Blake’s Martha Stewart wedding This girl... She can’t stop balling my ass off. Who are you Blake Lively? How the f-ck did you get so good at this game? As mentioned earlier, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were able to keep their wedding pretty locked down. PEOPLE broke the news as the reception By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 05:33 pm
Famewhores The thin posing Travoltas They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 04:10 pm
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: Baking & Babies If you were asked a year ago about who played the best game in the business, would you ever have thought that your answer might be Katie Holmes and Blake Lively? Blake Lively has a lot more game than we ever gave her credit for. How did she DO that? By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 10:45 am
Famewhores YES I CAN SEE YOUR RING Kate Bosworth is engaged to Michael Polish. She announced it on Twitter the other day, posting a black and white glamour shot of herself with her ring by her mouth. Not that many people cared. Oh look. Here’s Kate with Michael walking around in New York today. I CAN By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:38 pm
Douchebags Piggy Backing Famewhore Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. And you know this By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:20 pm
Famewhores Ashley Greene is still working hard And her publicist too. Fresh off the underwhelming performance of her movie Apparition - the reviews for it are now at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes - a curious new item about Ashley Greene has appeared on today’s Page Six. If you recall, Page Six last choked itself on Greene By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 11:30 am
Famewhores Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 04:18 pm
Famewhores Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows. They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… By Duana • Aug 24, 2012 12:43 pm
Break Ups Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:15 am
Famewhores Slum Love’s red carpet protocol I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 02:43 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now. As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:10 pm
Hook Ups A new dress size and a new man! Click here if you missed last week’s post, with photos, on Jennie Garth’s divorce thinnification. Along with her new dress size, it appears that Jennie also has a new man - Noah Abrams, a photographer. According to PEOPLE it’s just “casual”. Whatever it is, casual or not, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:53 am
Famewhores LA Lochte Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte! A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:03 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Famewhores The Spice Girls and the runway First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 10:15 am
