Faux Gossip Gwyneth on the move but is she moving? Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed at Heathrow today, presumably heading to LA for the Stand Up To Cancer live telecast happening on Friday night to be simulcast across the major networks in the US and Canada. G is producing the show featuring performances by Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Tim By Lainey • Sep 04, 2012 02:44 pm
Faux Gossip Bear went to the John Travolta? Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists. IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 01:57 pm
Faux Gossip Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. One the great joys of our lives By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 02:35 pm
Break Ups Amber Heard still has a girlfriend And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 02:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes is not pregnant April 2012 The reason I had to date that title is because there have already been so many other articles with the same title, “Katie Holmes is not pregnant”, that I don’t want my server to get confused. Star Magazine is reporting on this week’s cover that Katie and Tom By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 03:45 pm
Hook Ups It's not Karl's muse Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 02:23 pm
Hook Ups Jolie & Fassbender: tabloid dream come true Are you ready for it? Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 12:17 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Question Mark/Exclamation Point PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 10:35 am
Hook Ups Johnny or Jared? A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 05:01 pm
Hook Ups Johnny Depp & an Olsen Twin WHAT? Normally I wouldn’t cover this story. But I know you’ll be pounding me with emails this all day. As I always say though, please, please, PLEASE, before you get excited about gossip, any gossip, please, please, PLEASE consider the source. The source is IN TOUCH WEEKLY. In By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 11:22 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP vs Moss! The Sun is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss had it out the other day in Mexico where they were both invited to celebrate Sir Philip Green’s 60th birthday. Here’s how The Sun claims it all went down: “Kate Moss lives her life like she's By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 11:00 am
Faux Gossip Class Assignment: Joel Madden’s denial In Touch Weekly, apparently on a roll this week, reported in their new issue that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having marital problems. Joel has committed to The Voice in Australia. Supposedly Nicole is pissed because they’ll be apart. The real reason? Nicole and Joel haven’t shown By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 12:06 pm
Break Ups The Smiths in business Will and Jada Smith are collaborating with Simon Cowell on a reality show to find the world’s greatest DJs. Like old school or current? Because, um, these days, sometimes it feels like DJing just involves making a playlist on your iPod. Am I a crusty old lady? Anyway, Simon’ By Lainey • Jan 26, 2012 04:04 pm
Faux Gossip George & Eva, George & Ryan Check it - Eva Mendes was photographed leaving her office with Ryan Gosling’s dog George the other day. She took him to work! Ryan is in Thailand. He’s obviously left G in the care of his lady. Just like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. And as I said By Lainey • Jan 23, 2012 04:21 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Don't see an heir in there Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 02:57 pm
Maple Leaf She said that he was the one But the kid is not his son I have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”. He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 11:03 am
