Faux Gossip Shaki’s not Demi? Spanish gossips were all jizzy yesterday at a report out of Mexico about Gerard Pique cheating on Shakira - click here for a refresher. The news was all over Europe. And all over Twitter. And Shaki is all over Twitter. She immediately posted this message: Suerte a la selecci├│n By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 11:55 am
Quiveration Ryan in red & a Drive Giveaway! Toronto was abuzz last night with Gosling sightings at a local bar called the Beaconsfield. They were freaking out about it on Twitter. The only thing is... Ryan Gosling was photographed yesterday afternoon in LA on the set of Gangster Squad. And considering the time difference (he was supposedly there By Lainey • Sep 14, 2011 04:44 am
Break Ups On the Smiths It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 05:13 am
Faux Gossip Gwyneth can’t win Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 06:18 am
Faux Gossip Blake & Leo are still holding hands The other day a story was widely circulated that Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively had broken up because his ma hates her. Click here for a refresher. Like I said then, it was a useless discussion. Because the origin of the report was Now Magazine in the UK. In other By Lainey • Jul 22, 2011 09:23 am
Break Ups Did Leo dump Blake? I know this is an exciting headline for many of you. But I disagree. These two together are Good for Gossip. They’ve been the best part of Gossip this summer. The end for them is no benefit to any of us. Besides, and here’s where I come in By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 05:01 am
Faux Gossip Wednesday’s cover Most tabloids close tonight. Just in time then for Star/Life&Style/InTouch/etc to throw these shots on the cover – Brad caught cheating! Brad Pitt is in Rome or England (the photo agency can’t make up its mind about the location but does claim to be able By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 09:59 am
Hook Ups Ryan: Scarlett or Charlize? You know, if you’re going to make up a story, at least make sure you get the location and the date right. It’s a basic, basic requirement. Because isn’t it important to know when and where? Life & Style is reporting that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 03:10 am
Faux Gossip George Clooney is still with the Italian Queen Kinda grumpy today. Underslept, have had a few annoying phone calls but mostly because my trainer Hayley busted my ass on Wednesday and I’m still sore and, as such, played a sh-t 9 holes last night, and have to work out with her again today and she won’t By Lainey • Jun 10, 2011 03:59 am
Hook Ups Shelfy rides Spittle His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 08:28 am
Royals LaLa’s Godfather? The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, By Lainey • May 10, 2011 05:04 am
Assy Style Katie Holmes > Ashton Kutcher A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 08:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 04:12 am
Hook Ups Scarlett is f-cking everyone Unfortunately this is the new reality for Scarlett Johansson. That every time she goes out with a friend, talks to someone at a party, works with another actor, it will mean that she’s f-cking him. When girls like Scarlett are single, bad gossip rates go way up. Earlier this By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate is pregnant, not engaged It was reported yesterday, courtesy the ever reliable UK Sun, that Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy. Because he and her parents went out for an engagement dinner the other night in London. Kate however taped an appearance on the Graham Norton Show last night and denied the story: By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 03:07 am
Faux Gossip Wishful Gossip On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following: “What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. And Scarjo and Justin used to deal. Just before he started dealing with By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 05:32 am
