Faux Gossip Johnny bails out his broke ass? It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 03:07 am
Hook Ups Lilo & Spittle? According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 04:11 am
Faux Gossip And…scene The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 11:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Halle ate a burger Way to go Life & Style. There was an article I posted a while back about tabloid hierarchy. Click here if you’re new to the site and have not read it. Halle Berry’s faux pregnancy is a good recent example of why I call Life & Style a By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 02:51 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy wants no more Coldplay? Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist. Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well. According to Gossip Betty’s source, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 06:13 am
Hook Ups Cammie D & Keanu? According to the UK Sun, not exactly The Economist of London papers, Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. This is because they went out for dinner and a movie. While eating, Cam apparently tried to make Keanu laugh by mocking her own wide mouth and stuffing it with a By Lainey • Aug 21, 2009 03:26 am
Faux Gossip No, because he’s married Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim on the grounds that… He’s married! "You know (Angelina) By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:38 am
Assy Style When’s the follow-up? So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:52 am
Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Faux Gossip Mystery Rescue The UK Sun a couple of days ago referenced a story originating from the Sydney Morning Herald about Pierce Brosnan saving Uma Thurman’s life on the set of Percy Jackson recently when a speeding van was hurtling precariously towards her and he jumped behind the wheel and was the By Lainey • May 29, 2009 03:48 am
Faux Gossip Robert Pattinson gets sold out EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. The magazine has published a photo of the two together By Lainey • May 23, 2009 05:26 am
Faux Gossip No Penn for Portman Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra that: "Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:45 pm
Famewhores Looking uncomfortable Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:38 am
Faux Gossip Next week’s cover photo It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy: Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving! The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 07:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange: photo op at the grocery Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 03:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Easter Taupes Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 09:17 am
