Faux Gossip Lopez striped and fringed Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa? Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:51 am
Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Faux Gossip Josh and Diane at the Bambis Some dumbass tabloid (probably Star Magazine) tried to make-a-story a couple of weeks ago, suggesting that Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt, working together on Inglorious Basterds, were having an affair. Obviously the story did not stick. As you know, Diane has been seriously involved the irresistibly adorable Joshua Jackson for By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:47 am
Douchebags Jen…John…Baby? Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:18 am
Break Ups Each tabloid gets a turn This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun is now taking a stab at the story, claiming exclusively that it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:44 am
Faux Gossip Smut and the Economy In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 05:03 am
Famewhores A Rare Miss They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:43 am
Faux Gossip Peeing Douchebag talking to me? Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:37 am
