Frauds This look means nothing An example of how Photo Assumption can be so misleading…even if we wish so hard it was otherwise. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other day. There’s a shot where she appears to be side-eyeing him. Of course she’s not side-eyeing him. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Hook Ups Leo’s next ex Leonardo DiCaprio spent the summer with model Toni Garrn, now 21. Garrn, being of the social media generation, was surrounded by people who kept posting pictures of her at his place/on holiday with him etc. Click here for a refresher. Apparently they’ve now broken up? This is the By Lainey • Oct 15, 2013 12:50 pm
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Hollywood Closet John’s video for Kelly First of all... Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:08 am
Douchebags The Artist vs The Professor You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. He claims he was By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 01:07 pm
Hollywood Closet So he’s not John Travolta? Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 07:16 am
Maybe Gaybes The Mighty is not a lesbian There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 06:09 am
Frauds Porny is pretending I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 04:15 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Frauds Biel leaves with baggage A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:08 am
Frauds Robo drinks a beer Cameron Diaz joined Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:39 am
Frauds Back to basting Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 03:48 am
Frauds Jen “live” I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 08:08 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Frauds Not Natural, An Act, Insecure If you can believe it, we’re not talking about Victoria Beckham. These three attributes: Not Natural An Act Insecure Were cited by Bradley Cooper (as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly) as the reasons why he did not want to be with Jennifer Aniston. Coop went with By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 03:44 am
Hollywood Closet It was all about the shoes Last week photographers caught Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in what was presumed to be a scrap. He kept her waiting, they exchanged words, and he had a hissy fit and stormed ahead of her. Click here for a refresher. I posited however that it may not have been an By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 08:32 am