Frauds Granny goes to the movies Fresh off firing her publicist of 15 years Nicole Kidman was spotted with Keith Urban on Sunday at a local NYC movie theatre after catching a Public Enemies matinee. Granny sees movies with the regular folk! And please, please don’t start with the bump speculation. You were already speculating By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 04:54 am
Frauds It’s a prop Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:25 am
Hook Ups Future Love Triangle So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 04:13 am
Frauds No thumb in Germany Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:30 am
Frauds Jen & Jason at night On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:44 am
Break Ups He will never let us down John Mayer keep quiet aboutthe end of his contractual obligationshis bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 09:24 am
Frauds Fabulous and 40… thousand! Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:31 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Famewhores Rossum or Romantic? It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:59 am
Famewhores Too much beer? Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:37 am
Frauds Gwynnie at the Grammys! As I first reported (sorry about the gloat) in December, amid speculation that they would divorce, my Gwyneth resolutely refused to give up on her marriage. It’s not her style. It’s not her image either. And now that she and Chris Martin have powered through the holidays intact, By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 04:35 am
Frauds Best of 2008: Granny’s pillow It was one of our favourite gossip activities this year, non? Watching Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s curious baby bump get smaller and smaller as her pregnancy progressed, seeing her at the gym every day, snickering as she’d put her hand repeatedly over her stomach even in “candid” photos By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 07:19 am
Hollywood Closet No Jada, No Tom At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:11 am
Douchebags Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 01:36 am
Frauds Granny Fail in London The Hollywood Foreign Press Association loves Baz Luhrmann. So Australia likely won’t get ignored tomorrow when the Golden Globes are announced, especially since they have a sometimes confusing “musical or comedy” category. But Australia has been virtually shut out of all the critics’ association lists so far this week. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 07:15 am
Hollywood Closet Tom in Toronto Tom Cruise is in Toronto right now – media blitz for the embattled Valkyrie which, am told, is not a bad movie, and a very interesting story, but for Tom’s involvement and he’s completely overshadowed and out-acted by Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, and Bill Nighy. Valkyrie’s success or By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 10:31 am
