Famewhores F-ck off…but don’t stop caring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 07:49 am
Famewhores Carseats don’t photograph well Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:51 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s philanthropic business Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 04:41 am
Famewhores She speaks her own language What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 12:47 pm
Famewhores Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:17 am
Famewhores A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:04 am
Famewhores Kate, Kate, Kate and Tom watches football It is a new world. A world Tom is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 11:46 am
Famewhores Robo and Little Sci wear dresses Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Hollywood Closet Robo evolved? Tom Cruise and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:02 pm
Famewhores Sexy and the Senior Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:18 am
Douchebags TV Girl's triumphant return It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 01:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 01:42 am
Girly Throw Downs When all else fails… There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 06:36 am
Famewhores Posh can’t top this??? What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 09:54 am
Douchebags Pippy’s so man! Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 08:05 am
Frauds Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:36 am
