Maybe Gaybes His expression, her expression Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 11:19 am
Frauds Granny in labour, Granny undressed People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 03:07 am
Frauds She runs??? Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 10:12 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Frauds Old Bag out of touch Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:07 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s definition of Everything There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:40 am
Famewhores Look at my stomach! Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:34 am
Frauds Who is Sasha Fierce? It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album: The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce. Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:29 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Famewhores Granny Contradictory Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, her face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like her much better with straight hair. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:21 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Frauds Granny Hip Hop Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from Tom Cruise…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 09:46 am
Famewhores What would have happened otherwise? Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 09:43 am
Famewhores Shelfy hates her family As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:49 am
Frauds No Drunk Dialing Ass Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:52 am
