Frauds How Gran conceived Granny Freeze revealed in an interview with The Australian Women's Weekly that she conceived Sunday Rose after wading around in the waters of a small town in the Outback called Kununurra. "Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 03:13 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Hollywood Closet The Tom Clock It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 02:19 am
Frauds Granny on Sunday My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off. Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 02:18 am
Famewhores The New Old Move This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 02:58 am
Hollywood Closet Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
Hollywood Closet All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
Hollywood Closet Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Famewhores Granny’s Failed Sunday Stealth The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see. But this is the best… According to the paper, Gran and Keith went to By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 08:08 am
Famewhores Tweak Before Shopping It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:40 am
Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Granny had a baby? When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:39 am
Famewhores Crown Princess of AssTalk sugarcoated for the Mini Shonda Rhimes was asked to address the Katherine Heigl situation during the ABC TCA session yesterday. "When I was told about it, my reaction was surprised. I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. Everybody knows Izzie is one off my favorite characters." But journalists and critics By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:19 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Push Present Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Little Sci at the parade! Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:36 am
Frauds Homely Memories in Milwaukee! Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Poor By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:44 am
