George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
George Clooney Family time with the Italian Queen This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 04:24 am
George Clooney The George Clooney Non-Problem Following his modest box office win for The American last week, Sarah offered her thoughts on Clooney’s success despite having barely lifted a finger to promote the film – click here for a refresher. Now there’s a new dimension to George Clooney and The American that is emerging. As By Lainey • Sep 10, 2010 08:49 am
Media Manipulation George Clooney doesn’t have to hustle? Written by Sarah You know I hate putting a lot of stock in The Numbers, because The Numbers can mean anything and nothing. But in the case of the George Clooney vehicle The American there’s a case for The Numbers, mostly because they were achieved with little apparent effort. By Lainey • Sep 07, 2010 07:47 am
Media Manipulation What’s the problem if it doesn’t suck? George Clooney’s latest movie, The American, opened on Wednesday. I know. You barely noticed. Because he’s barely bothered. And I initially, as well documented, thought it had to do with the film sucking. And maybe a little with the Italian Queen’s dirty mess. We’ll get to By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 03:54 am
Emmy Awards 2010 Backstage with George & the Italian Queen He didn’t walk the carpet. Instead he and the Italian Queen retreated backstage until it was time to collect his award. Which he did with very little fanfare and while his explanation will be that it wasn’t his place to take over the ceremony, fair enough, at the By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 05:25 am
George Clooney He’s in no rush The American opens in exactly a week. Meanwhile George Clooney was bikeriding today with Elisabetta Canalis in Italy. As I keep noting, normally there would have been a lot more press, a lot more presence. Clearly George’s priority is not publicity right now. And we are well past the By Lainey • Aug 25, 2010 05:18 am
George Clooney Does your movie suck? George Clooney and the Italian Queen were out for dinner last night in Italy. His new movie The American is due out on September 1, just 3 days after George is scheduled to receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys on August 29th. Perhaps that’ll give his By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 03:55 am
Dumbass Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:49 am
George Clooney The Italian Queen at the Emmys George Clooney will receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award this year at the Emmys. It’s only the fourth time the award has been handed out – Danny Thomas, Oprah Winfrey, and Bill Cosby are Clooney’s predecessors. It’s a huge honour and recognises Clooney’s efforts in his relief By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 03:25 am
George Clooney George & John but no Queen George Clooney was joined by John Malkovich yesterday in Italy on the set of his newest Nespresso ad. George was in great spirits, delighting the crew, enjoying a man moment with John, showing no concern about the Italian Queen’s current scandal. And why should he be concerned? No one By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 05:32 am
Famewhores The Whitewash is the “most read” If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. And By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 10:02 am
BFFs No Italian Queen to make coffee Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:19 am
George Clooney That’s why she’s the Italian Queen What’s the big sh-t about Elisabetta Canalis? Why the drama? Italian police have busted a few local clubs for alleged drug activity and pimping. Some witness testified that she may have used cocaine with the Italian Queen a couple of years ago. That’s pretty much the extent By Lainey • Jul 30, 2010 04:14 am
Amazingness The ass of a Queen An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 05:45 am
